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Growing up as a girl is confusing.  I was told, “Reach for the stars, even YOU can become president!” (Evidently not.)  At the same time,...

My phone hasn’t made a sound in days. Not even a scam call. Not even a wrong number.  I keep it fully charged, the ringer on and set to...

I’ve often wished for a button I could slam my palm against and—poof—men are a thing of the past. The ultimate lesbian dream. “But...

Gabriel spun lazily in his swivel chair, staring up at the ceiling. I hate Customer Support,  he thought. It’s always the same questions....

DM Notes by God, Creator of the Universe, Reluctant Dungeon Master Campaign Title:   The 21st Century Is a Dumpster Fire Session Log:  ...

Phone calls are the worst.  But at least you can slam a receiver down (or, okay, dramatically press "end call"). A text? Once it’s out...

DM Notes by God, Creator of the Universe, Reluctant Dungeon Master Campaign Title:   The 21st Century Is a Dumpster Fire Session Log:   I...

Unknown: Francis, how many times do I have to tell you, you cannot just drop the F-slur!  Mark: Um ... I think you have the wrong...

“The detectives on the scene recovered what they believed to be the murder weapon. A modified handgun, its muzzle covered by a plastic...

Did I make the right choice?  I ask myself, looking down at them. No matter when or where I turn my gaze, blood soaks the earth. On open...

“Alright everyone,” Nigel shouts into the office. “Gird your loins!” To music that could belong in a jauntier James Bond film, the office...

Trigger warning: disordered eating “I hate PE,” I said, staring down at my thighs. We were sitting on the curb where the pavilion met the...

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose  By any other name would smell as sweet." (Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene II) “Um, Cipher,...